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LeBron James Fat Head - Drastically Reduced

Have you been waiting to get your very own LeBron James Fat Head?  Now's the time, especially if you want him in a Cavaliers uniform.

Fat Head is offering a drastic discount on the removable wall graphics featuring James about to deliver a slam dunk.  The price?  $17.41.  The reason?  That's the year Benedict Arnold was born.  

Oh yea, Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert owns Fat Head.

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hahaha!…$17.41…seriously, Benedict Arnold’s birthdate 1741, unreal drama!

I root for Cleveland and anyone playing the Miami Heat

by rockybrown on Jul 9, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA what a creative way to throw a jab at somebody!

by fc3worships on Jul 9, 2010 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

Dan Gilbert is starting to look like a child.

I’m sorry even as a Cavs fan I have to be honest.

by KYBengalsFan on Jul 9, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

+1000

But it’s quite comical, lmao! He shouldn’t have spoil LBJ, the whiplash effect was collosal!!

by Anonymous HawksGuy on Jul 9, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

starting too? lol… hell yes he is, but its still fun

I root for Cleveland and anyone playing the Miami Heat

by rockybrown on Jul 9, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know whats sad....i bought one of these at the discounted price

but I had to send it back…..I couldn’t get the head to fit through my door………

I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not. Coach Norman Dale "Hoosiers"

by dmitchell624 on Jul 11, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

thats too funny

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 9, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow that's really cheap

I’d consider getting one myself if he didn’t disgust me so much.

"I’m like a superhero. Call me Basketball Man." - LBJ

by LakerUNLTD on Jul 9, 2010 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't care if he looks childish

it just shows how deeply he is bothered by this which will hopefully continue his motivation to winning a title before the Heat do.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS

I was 12 when Shaq left. Its still fresh.

Nice to see an owner show emotion.

Raw emotion.

"The Cavaliers were a contender to win the finals therefore they will always be a threat to contend for a title."~Wally Balls 407

by BS Patrol on Jul 9, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a-cocksucker?skyline=true&s=i

and this is getting no publicity for looking childish but it is sadly much to the truth. Either way, lebron was coming out of this looking bad. Sometimes the blunt truth can seem childish, but its still the truth.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on Jul 9, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

My 12 yr old son HAD this one on his bedroom wall…until about 11;30 pm last night. LeBron is dead to him. I have never heard him cuss before last night. He still says “He..double hockey sticks” for hell. But last night he called him an SOB as soon as “South Beach” rolled off his tongue.

No need to chasten him….I have a lot worse to say.

I'm Polish...what's your excuse?

by Juannieboy on Jul 9, 2010 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

the pettiness will never end

can’t wait for the first Heat-Cavs game. Let’s just hope Cleveland doesn’t embarrass itself too badly that day.

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by tandur on Jul 9, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I will warn you, we may kill him.

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on Jul 9, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope everytime Lebron touches the ball

they chant ‘asshole’ or ‘F*** You’.

I hope they don’t throw anything on the court or anything like that, but I hope they don’t let him have a moment of piece. He was already tearing up when he saw his jersey being burned. With his lack of mental fortitude, he’d probably be curled up in a ball on the court.

I hope when they go to interview him after the game, the Q staff blares the music at near deafening levels and kill the lights on the court. Make him fully understand he is not welcome at all.

The funny thing is that despite being the all-time scoring leader on the team, as long as Gilbert is the owner, Lebron will NEVER have his number in the rafters.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

this supports a feeling I had before

that LeBron as the Chosen One maybe wasn’t to bring a chip to Cleveland. (Think Anakin from Star Wars). He has some other purpose. Maybe it’s dethroning Kobe using some quasi-comic book SuperFriends BS. Maybe the Celtics inspired this? Maybe Team USA rumors were true.

Maybe LeBron is the Chosen One because he would take the curse with him?

But whatever it is, I’ve had a feeling that Cleveland will one day get another young Hall of Famer. He may not be from Ohio, but he will embrace Cleveland as his home. And his challenge will be to bring a chip to Cleveland. Do what LeBron couldn’t do. Break the curse, and prove he’s better than LBJ ever was.

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"The problem actually is that PER is a extra-long, double high wagon load of horse crap." - timbo (7/3/09)

by tandur on Jul 9, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll gauarantee ya the Cavs won't quite like LeQuit did against Boston

I missed a 4 footer for par the other day---That Damn Bush

Waterboarding is not torture, abortion is.

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by HLecter on Jul 9, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on Jul 9, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

BTW, I have two "Witness" T-shirts...

one to shit on and the other to cover it up with.

I'm Polish...what's your excuse?

by Juannieboy on Jul 9, 2010 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Still like

changing them into Witness Protection t-shirts better

by tfwagner on Jul 9, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many ways is this guy going to find to cry like a bitch?

by packimop on Jul 9, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I say this in complete seriousness: We might not be relevant in the NBA for the next six years, but at least we have a hilarious, raving-mad owner to keep us entertained.

by Chemo on Jul 9, 2010 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

A lot better

than what we have for an Indians owner. I always liked “raving mad” billionaires anyway.

by tfwagner on Jul 9, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mark Cuban has been upstaged.

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on Jul 9, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

What’s really awesome, is Mark Cuban, if I haven’t been mislead, has come out in full support of his fellow crazy ass owner.

by Simmsinns on Jul 9, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny and unsurprising haha.

We are all witnesses... to a traitor.

by emily522 on Jul 9, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Cuban’s blog is a treat to read. He believed that LeBron would come back to Cleveland, and his economic posts are very interesting.

Art Modell gives me a hard one

by gahnki on Jul 10, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would say his economic posts would be interesting…he is a financial whiz.

I teach good life choices. That’s why I almost didn’t graduate High School.

by bross09 on Jul 10, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh. Agree.

We are all witnesses... to a traitor.

by emily522 on Jul 9, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice one

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.

by JoeCB1991 on Jul 10, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

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