Things to chant when the "King of Quit" returns to Cleveland

by Aluminum Foyle on Aug 3, 2010 9:41 PM CDT

Now I know you all in Cleveland got the shaft, and didn't deserve to have a self absorbed coward rip your hearts out. In case you're wondering who I am, well I am a Phoenix Suns fan, who thought I would share my two cents. As a fellow fan who was disgusted by Lebron's antics, I thought I'd give you guys some suggestions and ammo, in case you didn't already have it, for the night of December 2nd.

Now, anyone and everyone can boo a player or a team, and at the end of the day, it's just a booing. But I, on the other hand, love to see/hear fans chant in unison. This year's World Cup was drowned out by the damn vuvuzelas, or else you would have heard some great organized chants and songs by the fans there. I believe you all in Cleveland have the passion and a great reason to let the self-proclaimed king, know how you really feel about him in person. So here are a few ideas on what you all can chant:

-"Ben-ed-dict!" (repeat)

- "Sec-ond fiddle!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

- "Was-ted Talent!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

- "Weeaak-ness!" (this could be a run off of the witness gimic)

- "You Sold Out!" (repeat)

- "Ass-hole!" (repeat)

- "Lebron's a quitter!" or "You're a quitter!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

- "You're a Coward!" or "Lebron's a Coward!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

- "Side-Kick!" (repeat)

- "You're Wade's Bitch!" or "D-Wade's Bitch!" (repeat)

These are well, let's just say non-basketball related.

-"Your Mom and De-lonte!" (repeat)

-"Where's Delonte?" (repeat)

-"Where's your mom?" (repeat)

-"Who's your daddy? (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

If you have some material that I didn't list, please feel free to add it, thanks.

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How about staying with “Let’s go Cavs”?

"If Brown is the answer, then you’re asking the wrong question." - Ryan

by woodsmeister on Aug 4, 2010 7:53 AM CDT reply actions

Not hateful enough... I like hate =)

by ap3604 on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions

Hate equals respect.

To show hate towards him means you respect him, so clearly Cleveland fans have an extraordinary amount of respect for LeBron James.

by 64-18 on Aug 20, 2010 4:10 AM CDT up reply actions

Remove the talc at the scorer’s table.
Cheer loudly for Z when he’s introduced. Neither cheer or boo when #6 is announced.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. ESPN is to blame for this monster. My goal for the rest of my life is to boycott ESPN as much as possible. Ohio State football and basketball games are exempt.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic. - Robert S. Wieder

by jerseywahoo on Aug 4, 2010 9:35 AM CDT reply actions

As the saying goes, it takes two to tango, so don’t let LBJ off the hook for that crap. LBJ created this hype by not stating his intentions. He couldv’e said years ago when his contract was restructured that he wanted to play with Wade and Bosh, at that point it wouldv’e been on NBA fo’s to make it happen.
The only good thing that came from that debacle was that the money made from commercials went to charity.

College basketball just became more interesting...

by allovertheplace on Aug 5, 2010 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions

Sure #6 should shoulder some blame. In fact, I called him a monster. What I said was don’t hate him because the media created such a egomaniac. I can think of quite a few guys that were a-holes that I was a fan of.

Back to the original post. I will try to ignore everything associated with him. I would not sink to the level of personal attacks.

Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic. - Robert S. Wieder

by jerseywahoo on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions

my sentiments exactly. root for the cavs. he’s already proven that boos and taunts actually fuel his fire even more. no sense fanning the flames anymore hotter than what they already are. the ultimate dis would be when they announce his name is to not hear even a peep. the sound of crickets chirping would be hilarious. of course there will probably be some lebron fans and heat fans there too so that would probably not happen as i’m sure they will want to cheer for the rat bastard.

by davemanddd on Aug 4, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions

I’m all for utter silence or empty stands, but I think what would hurt him would be plenty of signs ripping on his mom. I get the feeling that would sting, but anything else would motivate him.

by sether1 on Aug 5, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions

Yes, because "ripping" on a player's family is the mature thing to do.

So now the rest of the league and every other team’s fans get to assume that along with an owner who whined like a petulant child when his coolest toy was taken away, we get to see the classless behavior of signs and chants against LeBron’s mother from fans who are slowly starting to cross the line from well-deserved frustration to “psycho ex-girlfriend” status?

Cleveland… Puh-leeze.

"Remember kids......... petty and cheap shot-ish doesn't make you a true fan, it just makes you petty and cheap shot-ish."

by Themanthemyththelegend on Aug 5, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions

First, I didn’t say I was for it, I just know it will happen. How would Laker fans react if Kobe went to say, San Antonio? I think there would be quite a number of signs about rape the first time he played in LA. Stop coming here and acting like your fans have class, no group of fans of anything have class. Get over yourself.

by sether1 on Aug 5, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions

Just don’t even reply to him. He gets off on pretending he is better than everyone and he is the perfect fan. I think its what they call being insecure. He talks trash on a lot of blogs. Best thing to do is ignore him. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

by jsneides on Aug 6, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions

Dude seriously,

Quit it fellow laker fan.

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
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by smart_guy on Aug 6, 2010 4:46 AM CDT up reply actions

Actually, you were the only one who brought it up in this post. So what does that tell you?

You brought it up, friend. So yes, YOU suggested it, so YOU are for it.

And whether you think so or not, Laker fans wouldn’t bring up the rape thing. Mainly because it’s pathetic and classless. Sure, we’d be angry that he left but based on his age (meaning he’s closer to the end than the beginning) and what he’s accomplished for the city (championships and prestige), our anger would be quickly tempered.

Perhaps it’s the Cleveland fans that need to “get over themselves”. He’s long gone and the best you can do is try to figure out ways to show how hurt you still are to a guy who has already moved on?

“Crazy ex-girlfriend” syndrome, my friend.

"Remember kids......... petty and cheap shot-ish doesn't make you a true fan, it just makes you petty and cheap shot-ish."

by Themanthemyththelegend on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 PM CDT reply actions

I like:

LeDouche, LeQuit
If you win,
It won’t mean shit

Every pessimist thinks himself a realist. In the case of Cleveland sports fans, they are probably right.

by evereye3 on Aug 7, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions

this hands down the best I’ve heard

"I’ve been in the league 14 years and I don’t think I’ve been called for a carry yet. It’s news to me," "I’ve never heard anyone complain about me carrying the ball. The best coach in the league Gregg Popovich didn’t have a problem with it last week."

by 2NASHTY on Aug 13, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions