Stern Fix Our Cavs: A GSTQ Remake

It's a goal of mine to move out to London after I finish school. In my studies of the UK, I've come to adore their national anthem. Today I bring you my own version of the song with lyrics relating to our Cleveland Cavaliers.

As you read this, you're going to want to split screen these lyrics I wrote with this version of God Save the Queen. I hope you know the rhythm of the song and how each line sings. Otherwise, you'll likely be pretty lost.

Get ready to sing along after the jump.

Stern Fix Our Cavs

Stern fix our woeful Cavs

Earn Cleveland five rings

Stern fix our Cavs

Send us Durantula

For just Eyenga

Please banish Hollins

Stern fix our Cavs

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O Stern, Lord of the Q

Grant Cleveland fans this joy

Don't break our hearts

Make big D12 move north

Then let K-Love come forth

In Wine and Gold we charge

Stern fix us fans

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Kyrie will make the leap

On him the rings will heap

Long may we reign

May Tigger bring us faith

Dan Gilbert will triumph

To win without LeBron

Stern fix our Cavs

If the Cavs make the playoffs I'll sing a version and put it up here, maybe.