Hey you! Bored at work, like me? Do you like fun? Then read on...
As far as I know, only two of the Cavs have widely-known and accepted nicknames: Daniel GIbson (Boobie) and Tristan Thompson (Tigger). That's all about to change, but I need your help to make it happen. It will take a coordinated effort to make these stick, so do your part.
Let the nicknaming begin! Please submit your suggestions in the comments. The more ironic and borderline-inappropriate the better!
A few suggestions of my own after the jump to get things started.
Luke Walton - "The Taco"
Luke Harangody - "Ricky"
Dion Waiters - "Fattypants"
Kyrie Irving - "Scooter:"
These are all terrible, and intended only to get your creative juices flowing. What do you have?