Well that was fun. The Cavs balled out tonight, and just about anyone who played did something awesome. However nothing could be as awesome as this:
Nothing else need be said, as this is the greatest video we will see in about a month.
Back to Cavs stuff, though. I don't have enough time to tell you how awesome today was, so take Cleveland's word for it
To sum up: 1. 11 will be retired. 2. Tristan Thompson got a jumper and that's scary. 3. People think Kyrie is the 8th best NBA player— WayneEmbrysKids (@WayneEmbrysKids) October 22, 2013
To start our coverage of the Cavs, the best (and only) dude named David on our staff broke some national news
76ers head coach says he doubts Nerlens sees the court this season— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) October 21, 2013
Seriously. The Season. It's like a messed up 30 for 30 plot. "What if I told you that the Philadelphia 76ers traded their best player for a center who would never play that season? Well..... What if I told you that those same 76ers did the SAME THING THE VERY NEXT FREAKING OFFSEASON?" At that point Simmons just pops out of a cake and lights a picture of Dr. J on fire.
Cavs games are an awesome place to be. They're also a great place to take a stranger. Take Rachel, she's looking for a pal.
Someone take me to a Cavs game this year (:— Rachh(: (@rachel_tay88) October 22, 2013
Dan Gilbert is excited about the Z thing. We all are. Me especially though so Dan if you're reading this lets go get some Danny Boy's and talk about Cavs stuff over a game of Dungeons and Dragons. I got a buddy that has been rated on Angie's List as the best Dungeon Master in Northeast Ohio. Call me man. Seriously. Dan. Man. Call me. Please.
MourtGirl is excited about Z too. She has been carrying this poster around for three weeks and we didn't even find out about the jersey retirement until today. I dunno. I'll fight the poster if I have to. Why he's pointing at her like that....
It's not all sunny though, because somewhere out there exists people that liked the 76ers before they became THIS, and presumably they will suffer through still liking them. Lucrative job offers help though:
So if you are over 7ft. And need a job and get paid at least six figures, come play for sixers!— berk atuk (@berkdturk) October 22, 2013
with the sixers luck they'll be good
with the sixers luck they'll be good— Mlex Aount (@mount_alex3) October 22, 2013
Well.... brother I can assure you there isn't enough PED's on this earth to make that team good.
A sight that should be familiar to Browns fans (no this tweet won't be a new Quarterback), this guy is not happy with management:
@Sixers trash of management. Congratulations on trading an All Star for some hurt nobody. Thanks for the future years of disappointment.— Prince of Saiyans (@Flaco_Perez18) October 22, 2013
On this slow preseason night, we leave you with an homage to what we saw tonight, and where we have been. The awesome crew at Liberty Ballers prepares their fans for the worst. I feel like we could tell them how to make their feels help better to feel the feels that the tank brings. I dunno. Godspeed, you poor souls.
9 Days Until Sixers: Prepare For The Worst http://t.co/wbJIGXVWOp— Liberty Ballers (@Liberty_Ballers) October 21, 2013
So yeah, if you watched the Cavs tonight. Good on you. If you though Ron Ron was about to murder Tyler Hansbrough and hide the body right there on the court, even better. If you've seen Dan Gilbert, or my Girlfriend around town with the freaking Z poster, call me.