With the two teams most prone to employment of Gana Diop meeting on the deserted hardwood of The Gana Diop Memorial Arena in Charlotte, NC, it seems fitting that we start off by reminding the world that we are, in fact, down with the Pee Pants.
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart SandyGot my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the linekinda like close encounters of the cavity kindim talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smilesI want candy, i got a sugar toothput on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock bootslick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droopsgumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose(ladies)candy... candy...i need candy bubble gum, and taffyget in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nastyDo it till your dad sees, embarass your whole familyJust 'cause you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produceAnd fuel a giant drill, bore straight into HellReleasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituatedAnd Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has createdI need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm deadI'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!Where you keepin' all the candy?!Who made you candy king?!If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!(ladies)Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to schoolCandy, at school, at lunch in the afternoonCandy, in school, on your way home from schoolCandy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!Mess up the mix, mix up the messCome on down yo, here's the addressAt 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,Right next to, gentlemen's club.-MC Pee Pants (M.C. Chris - Aired on Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
@MegatonHookjaw Curry is booty son. That is not the pick that Ben Affleck would have made.— Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) October 24, 2013
Bennett has 3 fouls in 5 minutes— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) October 24, 2013
Hilarious that people are saying Detroit wouldn't want Rondo because he can't shoot. Have you looked at Jennings' percentages?— Nate Jones (@JonesOnTheNBA) October 24, 2013
If the Tribe had more beards they'd be in the World Series right now.— WayneEmbrysKids (@WayneEmbrysKids) October 25, 2013
When kyrie and bynum step on the court. Cavs are actually a decent team— Jake Smith (@jakesmithND) October 25, 2013
So yeah. we're rolling out, back to the Q, back to the Q, booing Garnett is what we'll do. Got my signs made up, my troll game is tight, hope I don't get in a fight.
Anthony Bennett struggle bus— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) October 24, 2013