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FTS Fantasy Football Aftermath: Week Five

I hate everything.

On to League A:

Dumptrucking of the Week:

Peyton Mannings Power Rangers defeats Weeden and Bust, 163.16 to 100.96 (62.20 margin of victory).

Close Call of the Week:

Crystal Methodists defeats Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants, 141.36 to 138.66 (2.70 margin of victory).

Other Results:

Haters Be Haden (153.42) over Forte Ounces To Freedom (99.20)

Red Hot Julius Peppers (119.68) over Chris Davis Roid Rage (95.28)

The Ottawa RedBlacks (146.04) over Katy Perry Titillation (139.70)

Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy (109.82) over Chairman Meow (89.50)

Current Standings (Record / Points For / Points Against):

These are listed according to what’s shown on the league board. I don’t know if Justin set up some screwy tiebreaker, because every non-crappy league ever uses total points scored as the first tiebreaker in the standings. This is not consistently reflected in these standings. Whatever; it's probably because we're using NFL.com. I’ve included points for/against so everyone gets an idea of how these leagues have turned out the way they have.

1. The Ottawa RedBlacks: 4-1-0 / 694.52 / 621.52

2. Red Hot Julius Peppers: 4-1-0 / 680.06 / 584.42

3. Haters Be Haden: 4-1-0 / 678.68 / 608.00

4. Forte Ounces To Freedom: 3-2-0 / 662.18 / 567.68

5. Peyton Manning Power Rangers: 3-2-0 / 692.96 / 653.18

6. Crystal Methodists: 3-2-0 / 664.00 / 646.62

7. Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy: 3-2-0 / 655.42 / 623.84

8. Chairman Meow: 2-3-0 / 596.54 / 632.68

9. Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants: 1-4-0 / 669.86 / 733.64

10. Chris Davis Roid Rage: 1-4-0 / 591.44 / 652.30

11. Katy Perry Titillation: 1-4-0 / 621.98 / 715.42

12. Weeden and Bust: 1-4-0 / 545.24 / 713.58

As for League 2:

Dumptrucking of the Week:

lache waco defeats Use the Schwartz, 129.86 to 71.42 (58.44 margin of victory).

Close Call of the Week:

Doctor Conrad’s Team defeats Burg Dawgs, 155.14 to 134.36 (20.78 margin of victory).

Other Results:

Big Ditka Problems (120.16) over Garden of Weeden (85.10)

I get my Weeden Grahams (104.68) over FOOTBALL (78.92)

I’m Thinking RB’s (113.64) over 69ers (83.70)

Weeden Start the Fire (146.06) over Bridge over Teddied Water (110.40)

Current Standings (Record / Points For / Points Against):

1. I get my Weeden Grahams: 4-1-0 / 547.84 / 537.36

2. Weeden Start the Fire: 4-1-0 / 704.86 / 570.92

3. Big Ditka Problems: 4-1-0 / 626.26 / 518.28

4. Doctor Conrad’s Team: 3-2-0 / 743.92 / 667.66

5. FOOTBALL: 3-2-0 / 512.48 / 555.08

6. I’m Thinking RB’s: 3-2-0 / 665.74 / 617.70

7. Burg Dawgs: 2-3-0 / 581.26 / 611.54

8. 69ers: 2-3-0 / 576.86 / 603.26

9. Bridge over Teddied Water: 2-3-0 / 563.08 / 542.36

10. Garden of Weeden: 1-4-0 / 579.12 / 650.94

11. lache waco: 1-4-0 / 541.70 / 580.68

12. Use the Schwartz: 1-4-0 / 500.58 / 687.92

Be prepared for NDK-authored updates to continue to arrive bi-weekly and in varying formats, unless I find more time or concern to update them on a weekly basis. If anyone would like to whine about the frequency of these posts, you are free to A) write your own fanpost, or B) go fuck yourself.

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