This is audio of a UGA fan calling a radio station, bawling his eyes out. I'm not Dr. Phil (Obviously, my name is Mourt ya dingus) but I am pretty sure Cavs twitter is in a similar spot.
Let me get a few things out of the way.
1.) This is going to be a trail of tears. The mood was awful all night. We're gonna see caps, all caps, stocking caps, and sno caps.
2.) Mike shouldn't be fired, Anthony Bennett will be fine, and shame on you for not learning about making pronouncements on long seasons so early during Indians season.
Alright, let's get to these tweets.
This is how it started, so, OBVIOUSLY, only good things were to come.
(related: when the ball hit Allie's head, a passer by, perhaps too curious for his own good, looked into the window of young David Zavac. David, oblivious to his new found voyeur, sat in nothing but a leopard print Snuggie, drinking a glass of some snobby St. Louis Cardinal type wine. Furiously rewinding and playing back to tape, a single tear running down his left cheek, hunting the man who had thrown astray the orb that struck the object of his obsession)
Energized by the late loss of Kevin Martin for the Wolves, the Cavs made a statement early. That statement was that they wanted to kick the crap out of the Cavs.
Kyrie about broke his face.
As a Cavs fan at times like these, I just think you have to step back, take a breath, and remind yourself, this is all LeBron's fault.
As a Cavs fan at times like these, I just think you have to step back, take a breath, and remind yourself, this is all LeBron's fault.— Eric Knappenberger (@CavsWITNESS) November 14, 2013
This probably seems overboard. What could POSSIBLY be so bad that LeBron needs to be brought up?
Ohhhhh.... yeah.... now you get it. DARN YOU LEBRON.
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When you're in a pinch, blaming Mike Brown for the Cavs' issues is a really quick way to let the world know you're an idiot.
When you're in a pinch, blaming Mike Brown for the Cavs' issues is a really quick way to let the world know you're an idiot.— Scott @ WFNY (@WFNYScott) November 14, 2013
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Cavs can't catch up , must come out locker room with energy or else— Austin Carr (@MrCavalier34) November 14, 2013
wonder what happened
I should go play GTA. This game sucks.
I should go play GTA. This game sucks.— The Greek (@demeatloaf) November 14, 2013
Instead of watchi...
Oh.... my..... god......
PD twisting the knife a little bit.
Wolves up 108-76 after three. 64.5% from the field. 29 assists to the Cavs' 28 made field goals.
Wolves up 108-76 after three. 64.5% from the field. 29 assists to the Cavs' 28 made field goals.— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) November 14, 2013
I have been to the bottom. I have seen the struggle. I know the pain. This is actually very close to resembling it.
So yeah, I don't have the heart to look at the game anymore. It was awful, let's life our spirits by looking at a hyperbole tweet.
MUST HAVE THE MAGIC. SAVE THE SEASON BY GAME 15! YEAH EXCELSIOR!
Cavs lose by 29. Wow, that's like a 4-goal Blue Jacket loss (and they both happen now and then)
Cavs lose by 29. Wow, that's like a 4-goal Blue Jacket loss (and they both happen now and then)— C Guy (@contraryguy) November 14, 2013
I don't know what a blue jacket is but if 4 is a blowout it sounds awful.
Woe is us. We do it so well. Not sure why we wear failure like a badge of honor but it should've stopped a long time ago. Also MORE GUARDS WE NEED MORE GUARDS.
Because they're really good. #HOTTAKES
Feel free to expand on that topic, broseph.
Cavs 2-6, Brooklyn 2-5.. Brooklyn should be the ones freaking out
Cavs 2-6, Brooklyn 2-5.. Brooklyn should be the ones freaking out— Shaun (@Shaun330) November 14, 2013
This dude gets it.
There is literally noone on the Lakers that I desire.
I mean.... I take what I can get at this point.
So, in the small victory department. I didn't see anybody crying about Dion Waiters shot selection tonight. We done good.
Friday night the Bobcats come to town. Al Jefferson is back. You may recognize him from such feats as letting anyone who can dribble a basketball score, and twisting an ankle. They also have Cody Zeller, who is the skinnier softer version of Tyler Zeller with better combine numbers to make people forget about some of it.