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This is audio of a UGA fan calling a radio station, bawling his eyes out. I'm not Dr. Phil (Obviously, my name is Mourt ya dingus) but I am pretty sure Cavs twitter is in a similar spot.
Let me get a few things out of the way.
1.) This is going to be a trail of tears. The mood was awful all night. We're gonna see caps, all caps, stocking caps, and sno caps.
2.) Mike shouldn't be fired, Anthony Bennett will be fine, and shame on you for not learning about making pronouncements on long seasons so early during Indians season.
Alright, let's get to these tweets.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>NOBODY TELLS HER TO DUCK???!!! <a href="http://t.co/mlQC16hb2N">http://t.co/mlQC16hb2N</a></p>— WayneEmbrysKids (@WayneEmbrysKids) <a href="https://twitter.com/WayneEmbrysKids/statuses/400793892343525377">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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This is how it started, so, OBVIOUSLY, only good things were to come.
(related: when the ball hit Allie's head, a passer by, perhaps too curious for his own good, looked into the window of young David Zavac. David, oblivious to his new found voyeur, sat in nothing but a leopard print Snuggie, drinking a glass of some snobby St. Louis Cardinal type wine. Furiously rewinding and playing back to tape, a single tear running down his left cheek, hunting the man who had thrown astray the orb that struck the object of his obsession)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ricky Rubio is dishing and swishing on <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NBALeaguePass&src=hash">#NBALeaguePass</a>. He has 9 points and 8 dimes after 1. The Wolves lead the Cavs 37-24.</p>— NBA (@NBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/NBA/statuses/400799654649937920">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Energized by the late loss of Kevin Martin for the Wolves, the Cavs made a statement early. That statement was that they wanted to kick the crap out of the Cavs.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"Kyrie took a shot to the "nose area" - x-rays were negative and he's back in the ballgame." - per <a href="https://twitter.com/CavsJoeG">@CavsJoeG</a>'s [BLOG] <a href="http://t.co/ut9m3zOV70">http://t.co/ut9m3zOV70</a></p>— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) <a href="https://twitter.com/cavs/statuses/400801654188294144">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Kyrie about broke his face.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>As a Cavs fan at times like these, I just think you have to step back, take a breath, and remind yourself, this is all LeBron's fault.</p>— Eric Knappenberger (@CavsWITNESS) <a href="https://twitter.com/CavsWITNESS/statuses/400802522576588800">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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This probably seems overboard. What could POSSIBLY be so bad that LeBron needs to be brought up?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TWolves&src=hash">#TWolves</a> are shooting 61.5% compared to the Cavs 39.3%. <a href="https://twitter.com/CoreyBrewer13">@CoreyBrewer13</a> leading all players w/ 15 points so far tonight.</p>— MN Timberwolves (@MNTimberwolves) <a href="https://twitter.com/MNTimberwolves/statuses/400802593238052864">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Ohhhhh.... yeah.... now you get it. DARN YOU LEBRON.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When you're in a pinch, blaming Mike Brown for the Cavs' issues is a really quick way to let the world know you're an idiot.</p>— Scott @ WFNY (@WFNYScott) <a href="https://twitter.com/WFNYScott/statuses/400808658755276800">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Double fixed. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/_Believeland">@_Believeland</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/BowersCLE">@BowersCLE</a> Cavs effort is unwatchable.</p>— SusieB (@Susie_B_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Susie_B_/statuses/400815310745247744">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Cavs can't catch up , must come out locker room with energy or else</p>— Austin Carr (@MrCavalier34) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrCavalier34/statuses/400807658329886720">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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wonder what happened
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I should go play GTA. This game sucks.</p>— The Greek (@demeatloaf) <a href="https://twitter.com/demeatloaf/statuses/400807467010912256">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Instead of watchi...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>A <a href="https://twitter.com/kevinlove">@kevinlove</a> THREE has the <a href="https://twitter.com/TargetCenterMN">@TargetCenterMN</a> on their feet and the Cavs calling a timeout! MN leading by 31 w/ 3:45 left in the 3rdQ</p>— MN Timberwolves (@MNTimberwolves) <a href="https://twitter.com/MNTimberwolves/statuses/400815936271175680">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Oh.... my..... god......
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Mike Brown can call timeouts from now until doomsday and it's not going to matter. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cavs&src=hash">#Cavs</a> trail Wolves, 95-64, late 3. Oh, it is doomsday</p>— M.S. Boyer/J. Valade (@PDcavsinsider) <a href="https://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/statuses/400816056974835712">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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PD twisting the knife a little bit.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wolves up 108-76 after three. 64.5% from the field. 29 assists to the Cavs' 28 made field goals.</p>— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) <a href="https://twitter.com/talkhoops/statuses/400818287266652160">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I have been to the bottom. I have seen the struggle. I know the pain. This is actually very close to resembling it.
So yeah, I don't have the heart to look at the game anymore. It was awful, let's life our spirits by looking at a hyperbole tweet.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Pray. Pray that the Cavs pull some magic to save this season <a href="http://t.co/QdxZFbX0zk">pic.twitter.com/QdxZFbX0zk</a></p>— Ohio Sports Guys (@OhioSportsGuys) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhioSportsGuys/statuses/400863820005900288">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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MUST HAVE THE MAGIC. SAVE THE SEASON BY GAME 15! YEAH EXCELSIOR!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Cavs lose by 29. Wow, that's like a 4-goal Blue Jacket loss (and they both happen now and then)</p>— C Guy (@contraryguy) <a href="https://twitter.com/contraryguy/statuses/400863445228072961">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I don't know what a blue jacket is but if 4 is a blowout it sounds awful.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Looks like <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cavs&src=hash">#Cavs</a> will be the lottery again đ đSo much for drafting Bennett. Could've had Oladipo or Maclemore but of course it's <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cleveland&src=hash">#Cleveland</a></p>— Neel Patel (@neelpatel_23) <a href="https://twitter.com/neelpatel_23/statuses/400863359714611200">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Woe is us. We do it so well. Not sure why we wear failure like a badge of honor but it should've stopped a long time ago. Also MORE GUARDS WE NEED MORE GUARDS.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The timberwolves killed the cavs... <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23why&src=hash">#why</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23whywhywhy&src=hash">#whywhywhy</a></p>— Eli Bordonaro (@EliBordonaro) <a href="https://twitter.com/EliBordonaro/statuses/400862256701132800">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Because they're really good. #HOTTAKES
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Good trade Q about <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Pelicans&src=hash">#Pelicans</a> from <a href="https://twitter.com/FletcherMackel">@FletcherMackel</a>. Answer: Of Cavs, Wolves and Kings, I'd think Kings likely best trade partner. Cavs 2nd.</p>— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamAmicoFSO/statuses/400862012256686080">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Feel free to expand on that topic, broseph.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Cavs 2-6, Brooklyn 2-5.. Brooklyn should be the ones freaking out</p>— Shaun (@Shaun330) <a href="https://twitter.com/Shaun330/statuses/400855908831346690">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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This dude gets it.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Someone give me a good Lakers-Cavs trade. <a href="https://twitter.com/brosales12">@brosales12</a></p>— Dexter Fishmore (@dexterfishmore) <a href="https://twitter.com/dexterfishmore/statuses/400855411378511873">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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There is literally noone on the Lakers that I desire.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>More <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cavs&src=hash">#Cavs</a> Jack after 124-95 loss, "These are the times I actually like the most because you find out whoâs who and whoâs made of what.''</p>— M.S. Boyer/J. Valade (@PDcavsinsider) <a href="https://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/statuses/400841470581542912">November 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I mean.... I take what I can get at this point.
So, in the small victory department. I didn't see anybody crying about Dion Waiters shot selection tonight. We done good.
Friday night the Bobcats come to town. Al Jefferson is back. You may recognize him from such feats as letting anyone who can dribble a basketball score, and twisting an ankle. They also have Cody Zeller, who is the skinnier softer version of Tyler Zeller with better combine numbers to make people forget about some of it.