The Cavs lost to the Hawks in double overtime tonight. They did a bunch of dumb stuff. I MEAN A BUNCH.
I don't know what happened after that because I started hyperventilating and passed out while having a weird dream about Jennifer Lawrence braiding my hair (Jen, Call me).
Other good stuff happened, but this was the goodest (YES THAT WAS ON PURPOSE, Patrick).
We aren't here for that though. We're here to address a larger issue:
It's true, Sam and I were into some heavy stuff. It all started innocent enough.
Then there was a few more....
The innocent bystander thanked us for our glorious wit
Then it was the darndest thing..... the puns.... they just kept happening.
This was not the case.
Then some game stuff happened, so I had to focus on that for a minute
I've had enough of Pero's antics.
I've had enough of Pero's antics.— Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) December 27, 2013
DONT TIP THE BALL OVER THEREJAO
DONT TIP THE BALL OVER THEREJAO— Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) December 27, 2013
Somewhere after that Jeff Teague hit a stupid shot and the Cavs lost, but there isn't a cool pun for that.
Yeah... that's probably fair.