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The Greatest Debate in FTS History


Right, for the sake of Conrad, David, Sam and Angelo’s sanity, I have created this fanpost to talk about 1 thing that has been prevalent throughout every thread on this site for the past few months. It has been the source of much ire to the men of Ohio, but it is a question that must be answered, and answered in internet poll fashion it shall be.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Who is hotter, Emma Watson or Mila Kunis? Here are the vital statistics.

Disclaimer: Everything you read below is 100% true and absolutely none of it is a lie so don’t even start.


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Emma Watson

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Height: 1.65m, suck on my metric system America.

Ability to produce mini GodZeller’s that will one day play PG for the Cavs, start up front for England and win the Nobel Prize for Physics: 99/100. The parental combination of stunning beauty, intelligence, modesty and grace and Emma Watson is going to be more than enough.

Comparisons: A baby angel plucking a harp, a newborn kitten softly playing with a ball of string, the morning sun bouncing off a freshly mown meadow, the smell of freshly baked bread, the giggle of a new born baby, Tristan Thompson’s hook shot….

Predicted # of previous sexual partners: Viktor Krum and Ron Weasley. I like to think of her as unsullied by the hands of mere mortal men however.

FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women rankings: 98th, 33rd, 47th, 29th, 23rd. Most recent ranking - 64th.

Interests & Hobbies: Overcame horrendous racial abuse to become the greatest prospect of the 2007 Hogwarts Draft, House-elf rights activist, has been known to bend time to her will, member of the Slug Club, cofounder of Dumbledore’s Army, passed her Apparation test first time and didn’t even brag, popped a cap in that hack Rita Skeeters ass for being an Animagus…

... oh and she's pretty good at acting.

Attainability: The epitome of girl next door, Emma went to Brown University.... Cleveland have an NFL team called the Browns.... that tenuous link means everyone in Cleveland has a shot!

Notable FTS Backers: clevyxc, Kyrie From Downtown! , anyone with any form of taste..

Mila Kunis

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Height: 1.63m of fiery temptress

Ability to produce mini GodZeller’s that will one day play PG for the Cavs, start up front for England and win the Nobel Prize for Physics: 35/100, no offence Mila but you don't see the type to know wither the offside rule or Dirac's equation of quantum relativistic motion. I bet your ball handling is superb though.

Comparisons: The throaty bellow of a Ferrari Testarossa, the feeling you get at the ending of Inception, the twinge in your groin when you watch a ladies tennis match, hitting a half court shot in front of all of your friends, a coke fueled blood orgy spanning 3 days with nothing but your mental spirit to see you through, a Kyrie dagger 3...

Predicted # of previous sexual partners: Well, she had sex with Macauley Culkin so I'd have to guess 110-120 ish..

FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women rankings: 9th. Most recent ranking - 1st.

Wow.

Interests & Hobbies: Massive fan of World of Warcraft and claims to have 3 separate accounts, was the voice of Meg in Family guy so I'm guessing she's into being bossed around, loves taking cute innocent ballerinas and sending them careering off the rails.

Attainability: Claims to lead a very normal life, yet exclusively dates filmstars and is currently taken. It's not looking good guys.... Ashton Kutcher you handsome bastard.


Notable FTS Backers: Kentaru, OPace, Natalie Portman (she's definitely lurking somewhere...)



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From now on, I suggest that all Mila vs Emma debate should go in this thread. I also don't wanna hear you all bleating on about Upton or Johansson or whatever, yes they are hot, but this Kunis vs Watson. The big one.

Enjoy

Godzeller

This is a Fan-Created Comment on FearTheSword.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff at FearTheSword

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