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FTS Fantasy Football Aftermath: Week One

I know the fantasy week isn’t over yet, but the lion’s share of games have been played, and I’m sure you guys are anxious to complain, gloat, etc. Well, here’s the thread for you. I’ll edit the post to update the standings once tonight's games wrap up, so check back tomorrow.

I need to up the word count to get this posted in the first place, so I’ll say that I’m pleased Hugh is dumptrucking me right now. I was actively rooting against my FTS fantasy interests for the sake of my $$$ league this week, and it worked out quite nicely. Other than that Roddy White injury...

Carry on.

UPDATE: Week One Results - FTS League A

After one week, the easiest method to do power rankings is by points scored, so we'll do that. Just look at the scoring numbers. Not too many close matchups this week, with only one margin of victory under ten points. Hopefully this changes next week and brings a little more excitement to the late games.

Dumptrucking of the Week:

Chairman Meow defeats Weeden and Bust, 172.38 to 97.42 (74.96 margin of victory).

Close Call of the Week:

Mort Vader of The Akron Vaders defeats Katy Perry Titillation, 155.28 to 147.30 (7.98 margin of victory).

Other Results:

Red Hot Julius Peppers (166.78) over Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants (104.76)

Forte Ounces to Freedom (157.56) over Crystal Methodists (86.42)

Haters be Haden (151.38) over Pimpin' Ain't Breesy (114.90)

The Ottawa Redblacks (158.22) over Chris Davis Roid Rage (132.52)

Week One Results - FTS League 2 (the Lurker League, per Kenny)

This league had more competitive matchups for the week, including one hell of a matchup between League 2's writing staff.

Dumptrucking of the Week:

Weeden Start the Fire defeats Garden of Weeden, 165.48 to 110.86 (54.62 margin of victory)

Close Call of the Week:

Big Ditka Problems defeats Doctor Conrad's Team, 146.82 to 143.82 (3.00 margin of victory)

Other Results:

Cold Blood Spiller (147.90) over lache waco (94.52)

Use the Schwartz (129.38) over 69ers (123.58)

Burg Dawgs (122.62) over I get my Weeden Grahams (81.26)

FOOTBALL (140.60) over I'm Thinking RB's (137.18)

Better luck next week to the losers, and the winners can go to hell.

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