disney darlings Stories - Fear The Sword
Parallel Universe NBA Finals Game 1: Open Thread
Superman and Other Turk look to cook The Beef and Paul Gaso (I borrowed the "L" from his last name) in some strange facsimile of the real NBA Finals. Discussion welcome. Oh, and if anyone knows where I can find a broadcast of the real game, send me a discreet e-mail...
Cavaliers Oust Magic; Parallel Universe NBA Finals to Tip Off Tomorrow
As we're all aware by now, the Horsemen of the Basketball Apocalypse overcame near impossible odds and dispatched Orlando's Disney Darlings in an epic Game 7 showdown this past Monday. LeBron James was in full Kerosene mode, dropping 50/13/12 while Bizarro Howard fouled out with ten minutes to go...
The (sort of) Morning After: Fighting Fire with Fire
Before I get into my spiel, I just need to get something off my chest: I told you so. All of you. We got this. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at the Horsemen's glorious victory. Last night saw the fruition of a plan we've been executing well the past few games to unexpectedly...
The Morning After: Broken, Beat & Scarred
Last night was a punch in the gut. In a game of inches, our Horsemen fell just short in a valiant effort, 116-114. Under attack from an unsaustainable barrage of three-pointers by the Disney Darlings, our boys were able to outplay Orlando in nearly every statistical aspect of the game and manage...
The Morning After: Things that Should Not Be
Last night's game being the closest we've had to a blowout at all in the Conference Finals, I don't have much to say that hasn't already been said. However, I wish to submit to you a list of things that should not and cannot continue to happen if our Horsemen of the Basketball Apocalypse are to...
The Morning After: It's Just a Freight Train Comin' Your Way, Orlando
The dagger had been sunk. Orlando too the 95-93 lead. The Darlings would head back to Disneyworld up 2-0. After two of the most intense playoff battles they'd ever faced, Orlando saw the light at the end of the tunnel. But one second remained. The light seemed to be approaching at warp speed....
The Morning After: Luck Runs Out
Last night's loss was soul-crushing, devastating, heartbreaking, and 1000 other negative superlatives. After a first half that saw nearly everything go our way -- offensive fouls on Howard, a 67-foot buzzer beater by Mo -- the second half left us wondering why our blog isn't called Third Quarter...
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