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In a tankapalooza battle royale, the Cavaliers welcomed the Detroit Pistons to Quicken Loans Arena. You've got Kyrie Irving vs. Brandon Knight. You've got Tayshaun Prince vs. Anthony Parker. You've got me vs. falling asleep.
Did the Cavs manage to fall (rise?) in the lottery to get to the 7th slot by losing to the Pistons? To the Twitters!
First Quarter:
Jason Lloyd from the Akron Beacon Journal gives us some insight to Kyrie's fast start.
Second Quarter:
Fear The Sword's very own Patrick Elder perfectly (apart from a typo) describes Manny Harris' newest way to score baskets accidentally. Your move, Anthony Parker.
Halftime:
Did you know that it's Luke Walton's birthday? Me neither. Apparently it is.
Third Quarter:
For all of you that thought the Cavs should be pushing for the playoffs....this is our team right now. After getting tossed around by the Pistons in the third quarter. We ask you one serious question.
Fourth Quarter:
Sam Amico accurately describes Omri Casspi's ridiculous no-look layup while simultaneously insulting him. Nicely done, Sam.
Final Score: Pistons 87, Cavaliers 75
Our friend Patrick again. He's a big-picture kind of guy. You know what to do now...