/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22394175/20131102_jla_lb1_781.0.jpg)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pfmkRi_tr9c?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
-The Dark Knight, Warner Bros. 2008
This seemed pretty fitting. We're gonna hover around .500 for a while. I mean..... most of us picked the team to be within 4-6 wins of .500 and that's how they're playing so I'm chillin.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I also advise patience. Big ship to turn around, but breezes blowing. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a>: I think were in for a slow start. 101-85 Pacers.</p>— Eric Knappenberger (@CavsWITNESS) <a href="https://twitter.com/CavsWITNESS/statuses/396670940584869888">November 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
As you can see, I expected a 16 point loss. We lost by 15. In the utopia of Akron, we call that progress.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>VIDEO: CJ Miles posterized Orlando Johnson on a fast break with a left-handed hammer. <a href="http://t.co/Knt5h8EGU0">http://t.co/Knt5h8EGU0</a></p>— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/statuses/396789153108488193">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
This was awesome. This was easily the best part of the game.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>CJ MILES JUST BAPTIZED SOMEONE.</p>— Conrad Kaczmarek (@ConradKazNBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/ConradKazNBA/statuses/396784057616719873">November 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
it was really
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>CJ MILES DID THAT</p>— Brendan Bowers (@BowersCLE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BowersCLE/statuses/396783982185938944">November 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
really
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>CJ MILES CRANKED IT ON ORLANDO JOHNSON WILD</p>— Dave (@DaveRothstein_) <a href="https://twitter.com/DaveRothstein_/statuses/397032837142286336">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
really awesome.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The Cavs need to trade Dion Waiters to Indy for Danny Granger. It'll make both teams instantly better</p>— Willie Allen (@_Biscuitt_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_Biscuitt_/statuses/397033648710373376">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. NO. NOPE. NO.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dion Waiters destined to be a 17 PPG on 40% from the field shooting guy for his entire career</p>— mike (@itzbreak) <a href="https://twitter.com/itzbreak/statuses/396798497451544576">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
This might be fair, I dunno. As you can imagine doing a twitter search for "Dion Waiters" sent me into a complete rage, and since I'm already sporting a nice fever, I will refrain from going further.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I miss going to Cavs games with my family and friends :/</p>— Zoe Selina (@zoeselinaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/zoeselinaa/statuses/397105681125625857">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Obvious Solution: New Friends.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>So excited for upcoming Cavs games!</p>— RodgergacS (@Rodger_That_33) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rodger_That_33/statuses/397100573587435520">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
PAAAARTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>LeBron James seems like a good dude. I take back all that stuff I tweeted about him when he left the Cavs</p>— Queen D (@DiaWorldPeace) <a href="https://twitter.com/DiaWorldPeace/statuses/397082896122384384">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
NAH THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS. FORGET THAT NERD.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>5 halfs of NBA action and Kyrie Irving has yet to make a 3 pointer</p>— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) <a href="https://twitter.com/DavidZavac/statuses/396791881184452608">November 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Naturally that is where we end this thing. I'm working on a youtube slideshow that just pulls up Zavac tweets and plays "Ironic" in the backround because when David is interrupting my homer with all this reality its like RAAAAIIINNNNNNN ON YOUR WEDDINGGGGGGG DAY.
We play the Timberwolves tomorrow. It would be REALLY COOL, if Kyrie scored a bunch of points and we won that would be cool too.