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Come for another buzzer beating loss, stay for the puns.

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The Cavs lost to the Hawks in double overtime tonight. They did a bunch of dumb stuff. I MEAN A BUNCH.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Well, Pero Antic hit a three, then Kyle Korver got a 4 point play - Me, before throwing my laptop into Lake Erie</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416403665226694656">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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I don't know what happened after that because I  started hyperventilating and passed out while having a weird dream about Jennifer Lawrence braiding my hair (Jen, Call me).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Oh no he didn&#39;t!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/KyrieIrving">@KyrieIrving</a> let me see your killer cross over! <a href="http://t.co/hF2SIyMCAl">http://t.co/hF2SIyMCAl</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23killercrossover&amp;src=hash">#killercrossover</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cavs&amp;src=hash">#Cavs</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AllForOne&amp;src=hash">#AllForOne</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsNation">@SportsNation</a></p>&mdash; jon brewster (@brewha4401) <a href="https://twitter.com/brewha4401/statuses/416419837175296000">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Other good stuff happened, but this was the goodest (YES THAT WAS ON PURPOSE, Patrick).

We aren't here for that though. We're here to address a larger issue:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I hope to god no one is reading the conversation going on between me and <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> right now.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416400277239910400">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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It's true, Sam and I were into some heavy stuff. It all started innocent enough.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> Then he will be not Therejao....... I&#39;ll see myself out</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416396025553637376">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Then there was a few more....

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> I hope we Fairejao well in the trade.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416396407575044096">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> would love to Snarejao a star</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416396716275798016">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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The innocent bystander thanked us for our glorious wit

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> XMas was yesterday guys. I don&#39;t deserve these wonderful gifts.</p>&mdash; EJMaroun (@ejmaroun) <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun/statuses/416396822634954752">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Then it was the darndest thing..... the puns.... they just kept happening.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> or maybe Tyler Zeller will just be the heirejao to his position.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416396867602100224">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> he and Tristan would be quite the Pairejao</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416397482638057472">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> hopefully he doesn’t Tearejao a muscle because that would really Impairejao him.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416397773714386944">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> Tristan blocked that shot like &quot;get that weak stuff out of Herejao&quot;</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416398148559327232">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> these jokes seem to be so satirical Voltairejao would enjoy them.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416398653243129856">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> I imagine EJ&#39;s mention situation right now is a real Nightmarejao</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416399021607903232">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> Eric’s probably sitting back in his Lawn Chairejao saying a Prayerejao for this to end.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416399408888942594">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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This was not the case.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> I hate you all. Erajao.</p>&mdash; EJMaroun (@ejmaroun) <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun/statuses/416399777765404672">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie">@Sam_Vecenie</a> Try not to starejao</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416399864096780288">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ejmaroun">@ejmaroun</a> I will say that he doesnt exactly look Debonairejao with that beard.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416400195836862464">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Then some game stuff happened, so I had to focus on that for a minute

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I&#39;ve had enough of Pero&#39;s antics.</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416402816588988417">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>DONT TIP THE BALL OVER THEREJAO</p>&mdash; Ryan Mourton (@Ryan_Mourton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton/statuses/416406477499146241">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Somewhere after that Jeff Teague hit a stupid shot and the Cavs lost, but there isn't a cool pun for that.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Mourton">@Ryan_Mourton</a> oh wow. The site is about to fall into Despairejao after reading this.</p>&mdash; Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/statuses/416400734855233536">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Yeah... that's probably fair.