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Cleveland Cavaliers 98, Indiana Pacers 93: Courtside Tweets

Pre-season in the Nati, call it Nati Light.

By Ryan Mourton
Look AJ! Up there! The takes are coming.
Look AJ! Up there! The takes are coming.
Joe Robbins

Coming through your browsers like Carlos Boozer in some kind of gown that I don't quite understand.

YEAH LOS. ROCKIN THE UH... I'M NOT HATIN' BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BRO. IS DUDE BEHIND YOU WEARING DUCKS? ARE THOSE PAJAMAS?

If they're pajamas, it's cool. Not for Boozer, nothing he ever does is cool because he ripped off a blind man. The other guy though, ducks guy, he is fine. Maybe even camo guy. You can have weird pajamas. I have playboy pajamas, no joke. My MOM bought them for me (hi mom!). They're silk, and blue, and I know they're legit because the top isn't just a shirt IT'S A BUTTON UP. Now, you're asking yourself, "Where did his mother acquire such a trill outfit at a decent price?" FROM AN ESTATE SALE! YEAH! I wear a dead dudes silk playboy jammies regularly. The sales agent said the large amount of clothes they were with were never worn. Given that they were still tagged and he the factory stuff in them, that seems legit. STILL. Do you know how regal it is to get home, slip into your silk PB Jams, and pour yourself a drink? I'm practically James Bond! i wonder what the public reaction to this will be.

We got Highlights

Sources: Chris Broussard really likes socks

I don't know what is happening here but if these dudes are throwing down about who has the freshest gear I would like to nominate myself. They gon' learn today.

Someone found a way for wrestling not to suck

Let's face it, he probably deserved that.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

That's a lie. I lied. I'm sorry. This is not good news.

Hopefully this is like "Lest-Sanity" and it is a short lived thing.

Some saw this coming, though

Others saw a golden opportunity to take some jabs at the Dolans. Yes, Dolans, this is how it is.

At least no one is freaking out, right?

Be careful what you wish for, I guess.

Did Bradley Beal jinx the Wizards?

Nobody likes a liar, Bradley, especially the basketball gods. You saw how they did the Pistons last year; giving a division rival the number 1 pick at the cost of their own pick for all that tanking they did down the stretch to keep said pick. How many more of your teammates need to pay for your out of pocket comments? Charlatan.

Professional Thoughts

Self Reporting Violations; not just for Ohio State anymore

The Cavs play again on Friday. It's the Dallas Mavericks. We out.

So now you have an entire day to do whatever you like! Or.... what you don't like.

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