We're storming the court like
Don't ride motorcycles if your name is Tubby. This has to be some kind of rule, bro.
You're probably waiting for some ridiculous motorcycle story, but I don't have one. Yes, this is disappointing to me, too.
We got Highlights
Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) October 18, 2014
Kyrie to LeBron! https://t.co/6Z8suW8JlD— Team LeBron™ (@LeBronsThrone) October 18, 2014
This didn't count because Monta Ellis is a turd and tried to take a charge on a 3 on 1 fast break. Valid play, but still an eye roller.
Close the Borders
Cleveland has imported a lot of insidious things from Canada lately. Tristan Thompson, Dwight Powell, and Anthony Bennett included. There is a larger, scarier threat out there though. A superfan who's mere presence is as damaging as anything this universe has to offer. Yes, I obviously mean Drake.
Crying at him sitting in on the meeting. Drake the goat pic.twitter.com/rgpKhUkv8A— His Royal Freshness (@DukeOfZamunda) October 18, 2014
Keep Drake out. Every citizen is responsible for taking up arms against this horrible threat. If you see Drake within 40 miles of the Cleveland Cavaliers, do whatever you have to do.
Speaking of Anthony Bennett.... oof...
Another video angle of Jabari Parker's spin-and-slam on Bennett. Not gonna lie, I feel a little weak in the knees. http://t.co/qeULOCwkNe— BrewHoop.com (@brewhoop) October 18, 2014
Byron Scott, we hardly knew thee
Lakers Nation (@LakersNation) October 17, 2014
Ah yes, former Cavaliers coach Byron Scott. He coaches the Lakers now, of course. They're 1-19 or something from three in their last three games. Byron thinks they're stupid or something. The Cavs took 37, LAST NIGHT. It's kind of crazy. The Lakers don't defend either. It's weird.
@Cosmis You bought the Byron Scott Edition.— Bunter Felt (@HunterFelt) October 18, 2014
I do not miss you, Byron.
Nothing is going Kobe Bryant's way
Yes. Shockingly, a lot of people found this disrespectful. Also shockingly, it is kind of funny to read.
Can't wait to see the 39 players ESPN has ranked ahead of Kobe Bryant...such disrespect. pic.twitter.com/vTJHNJ664l— Sports Pics (@AmazingSprtsPic) October 16, 2014
the level of disrespect is ridiculous, Kobe being ranked 40 is literal blasphemy, you can't deny greatness, NUMBERS DONT LIE— kwe (@kweleserrell) October 17, 2014
39 players ranked higher than Kobe Bryant in the NBA Rank Polls, okay they might as well not even have ranked him at all, that's disrespect.— Sincere Ramsahai (@sincereramsahai) October 17, 2014
SOMEONE PLEEEEAAAASE NAME 39 PLAYERS BETTER THAN KOBE?! CAUSE IMMA LET YOU KNOW NOW HE NOT #40 YALL NOT GONE DISRESPECT MY FAVORITE PLAYER!— Chef Sullivan (@QuesSullivan_3) October 16, 2014
Kobe Bryant on the top 40 let alone the anything past the top 5 is utter disrespect to the black mamba and his fans— Jalal Mir (@_jalalmir) October 16, 2014
The "and his fans" part of this one really got me laughing. There are literally millions of these. Just search "Kobe disrespect" and laugh away.
#Cavs G Dion Waiters says David Blatt hasn't spoken to him about his shot selection. Says he's taking what the defense is giving him.— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 18, 2014
Blatt: "I told the guys after the game Carlisle played the old European zone against the old European coach and I didn't do a very good job"— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) October 18, 2014
This quote by Theodore Roosevelt "hit home" for LeBron James and he considers it "one of my favorite… http://t.co/Dta6DfoYM4— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) October 18, 2014
#Cavs F Kevin Love expected to play vs. Chicago on Monday. Big Three could be intact in Columbus— Bob Finnan (@BobCavsinsider) October 18, 2014
Cleveland Cavaliers notes: Big Three haven’t played together much during preseason due to injuries http://t.co/hiaXkucfQ2— Bob Finnan (@BobCavsinsider) October 18, 2014
I'm Ryan, by the way
Take me to a Cavs game so I know it's real— Monica Sourivong (@Mon_Sour) October 17, 2014
take me to a cavs game so I know it's real— Lex (@blexay) October 15, 2014
RT @K_Leinese: I hope somebody love me enough to take me to a Cavs game this season.— Tina Marie (@LoveLiveArt) October 16, 2014
I hope somebody love me enough to take me to a Cavs game this season.— ...Kay (@K_Leinese) October 16, 2014
I always favorite the tweets I'm gonna use, so one day someone is gonna break up into the comments and be like NO YOU CREEP. My loss is your gain, internet.
GOOD GAME, TEAM
You've all done well today. Give yourself a pat on the back and bring it in.
Nobody likes Paul Pierce anyway.
The Cavs play again tomorrow against the Chicago Bulls. We will be here with #Analysis. If that isn't enough for you, just head to Tinder.
Be well y'all.
How long is this video game civil war going to go on? I have no clue what it's about— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) October 18, 2014