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Cleveland Cavaliers run past Maccabi Tel Aviv: Courtside Tweets

Men Lie, Women Lie, Tweets Dnt

By Ryan Mourton
Jason Miller

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Yes, the trillest article in the blogosphere has returned. If you aren't familiar, this is the space that we use to bring to your attention things that are funny, interesting, amazing, or in need of mocking. Then I set about having opinions on them.

You should probably know

If you tweet me something amazing (@fearthesword, @Ryan_Mourton) I will probably use it. If you tweet me some garbage, I will probably use that too. Hot takes are encouraged, but you're dealing with slander professionals. Make sure that your jokes and feelings are in order, I'd really prefer not to show up in RealGM again.

CAVS BASKETBALL IS HERE AND HAPPENING

LeBron James! Kevin Love! Kyrie Irving! How exciting do the last hundred or so words make you? You're ready to get started and might even be able to run through a brick wall. Nothing could slow this down. Nothing! Unless you read this tweet in Ben Stein's voice:

It's actually cool and important, but admit it, you laughed. (Please don't fire me). As an aside, I am pretty sure that is the 200th or so time I've typed the line "please don't fire me".

The Cavs might be good, and there is video!

ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Oh sorry, I passed out.

You'll probably want that one back

Oh yeah, There was a game

Not everyone was excited about it, but when life hates hard, just embed their tweets in your blog and make those tongue clicking noises that Hilary from Fresh Prince always made. What? You don't have a blog? Get out of your mom's basement and start having opinions on the world, nerd.

I don't know the specifics, but combining Kevin Love, Anderson Varejao, Tristan Thompson, and whoever is probably ALL OF THE REBOUNDS.

BET YOU HOPED DAVID WOULD NEVER SEE THIS, HUH TREVOR? (please don't fire me) ((201....))

Not so bold prediction: Looking at YOU, Knicks and Sixers.

It was decently close at the half, which isn't super surprising. Maccabi is a good team, AND has been practicing full bore since August. The Cavs have had 8 days. 8!!

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

It ddn't end super well for Maccabi

Actually, there were a lot of people on the struggle bus

We still love you, Sekou Smith, but you might look 5'2 here.

More evidence that Pie has never done anything good for anybody. #ChooseCake

She's not on the struggle bus, I just hope she has friends that read this and let her mom know that ya boy Mourt could use some Cavs tickets too.

Gonna be a fun season, tho

NBA SO SO SO BIAS

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