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The Shadefather RT @cjzero: Richard Sherman drops the interview bomb on Colin Kaepernick https://t.co/Q5zzvYXUTT
— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 28, 2014
There are many great moments, and great men in Shade History. Who can forget Shaquille O'Neal and his mocking the Sacramento Kings, Stan Van Gundy, or Erick Dampier? If you've ever been near a court that Gary Payton is on, you've heard things that you probably didn't implicitly understand at the time. Even the Cowardly Lion of the Brooklyn Nets, KG, has gotten off a few quality barbs in his day.
This is the standard we aspire to. The North Star that we follow. The rainbow that we hope some day guides us to the pot of gold on the other end. This is especially true when the Wizards are involved. I'm not sure why. On it's face, there is no reason to pay such a team any mind, but here we are, slandering away like it's a full time job. Fortunately, our Huckleberries (The Wizards) have a blog like ours with a fun spirit about all of this. It makes the job a whole lot easier.
Wizards Shade
.@nbilka @BulletsForever does he get one for assisting Wall off the FIBA team so fast?
— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 27, 2014
No time for his old a** @TuTobby_23: shoved Pierce out of the way. LOL! "@CavsNtn: LeBron throws the hammer down https://t.co/r46pxLm5hi"
— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 27, 2014
The kid next to me at the Cavs game won a frwaking turkey
— Marisa Romanchik (@_risaxo) November 27, 2014
Wait how is that shade that's a tweet about Turk--
Cavs served Turkey to fans, Humble Pie to Wizards. #HAYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOO
— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 27, 2014
"Wizard Powers? John Wall vanishes in front of 20,000 Cavs fans" #RejectedFTSHeadlines
— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 27, 2014
- " the wizards suck "
— SweetAssBria (@brieeaa) November 25, 2014
Wizards playing like total garbage against the Hawks but it's a 1 point game mid third. Wizards should be able to close on a weaker team
— F3BestBet (@F3BestBet) November 26, 2014
This dude doesn't know those bums are the weaker team.
Dion Waiters is going to sit by the fireplace and tell his whole family about that garbage time 3 he just hit. #Wizards
— Hoop District (@HoopDistrictDC) November 27, 2014
Or the 30 point beating but yaaaaaaaaknow.
@Blowout_Sports the Wizards arent garbage so we dont get blown out. I would never protect my tickets with this scam ass shit
— Marty Sanchez (@MartyVMcfly) November 25, 2014
"I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE!"
Professional Thoughts
New column: 5 days later, Cavs find winning formula http://t.co/lys8GlH7Oa
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) November 27, 2014
New Story: LeBron James was all over the place, Kyrie Irving was all over John Wall in #Cavs blowout win of Wizards http://t.co/JRH15jCU5c
— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) November 27, 2014
For Cavs, it started with D (yes, D) and ended with an easy W. Random dribbles. http://t.co/bD9zHEaPJs
— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) November 27, 2014
Cavs 113, Wizards 87: Jason Lloyd's 16 final thoughts: CLEVELAND: Sixteen thoughts for 16 Washington free th... http://t.co/gYhwkqDQA8
— Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydABJ) November 27, 2014
Spread some Holiday Cheer?
someone take me to a cavs game
— alyssa fyffe (@AlyssaFyffe) November 27, 2014
desperate for someone to take me to a cavs game
— lindZ (@lbuckman8) November 27, 2014
Will someone take me to a cavs game? ☺️
— Carrie Krise (@Carriee_xo) November 27, 2014
A young couple at this restaurant are going on a date to the cavs game. that's my kind of date. Take me to a sporting event and I'm yours
— Lauren Bennett (@LaurenAnne42) November 26, 2014
I would die for someone to take me to a cavs game
— Caitlin Skiles (@caitlinskiles) November 25, 2014
FWIW, if you die first, they will have a whole lot of trouble getting you though security.
Take me to a cavs game and ill probably love you forever ❤
— Mariah McAllister (@mymariahleigh) November 25, 2014
Seriously someone take me to a Cavs game please
— Annie Domer (@AnnieDomer) November 25, 2014
Can someone take me to a cavs game please
— Emily Viccarone (@eviccarone) November 24, 2014
I wanna go to a Cavs game more than anything someone please take me!! ❤️
— dani. (@dmayneee) November 24, 2014
Someone take me to a cavs game
— Karlee Kat (@KatKarlee) November 23, 2014
Guess y'all got work to do.
In Closing
Always try to remember those in life that might be less fortunate, y'all.
Gotta be tough for Lucius Malfoy. Snape follows him around all through Hogwarts, constant humiliation from Voldemort as Snape gets glory
— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 28, 2014
Ron is huge part of Privet Drive escape, survives Battle of Hogwarts, invades Gringotts, becomes an auror. And JK Rowling isn't impressed.
— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 28, 2014
Also: does pretty well on his O.W.L's while being pseudo teenage member of the freaking Order of the Phoenix.
— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 28, 2014
@Tmagnotti in JK's eyes. In my eyes he's Pippen
— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 28, 2014
Sometimes life just isn't fair. (SPEAK ENGLISH, DAVID)
The Cavs play the Pacers tomorrow night. Enjoy sleeping off your leftovers, and know that I love all of you. Well, except for most of you.