SURPRISE! I'M BACK IN YOUR BROWSER.
Sometimes life hands you lemons, sometimes you stay up late watching a crappy game that makes you do a few of these.
WE GOT HIGHLIGHTS
FINAL: #Cavs fall 101-82 in Portland. @kevinlove led w/ 22 pts & 10 rb. #CavsBlazers [BOX]: http://t.co/B7x4zvFFlw pic.twitter.com/RA7xJNUmMI— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) November 5, 2014
So.... Gerald Green just ended Jordan Hill. he will be missed. http://t.co/4t9j3DkmES— Eye on Basketball (@CBSSportsNBA) November 5, 2014
We are legally obligated to mock the Lakers
The movie INTERSTELLAR is about every human becoming increasingly desperate to escape the planet they share with Kobe— J. D. Hatings (@basquiatball) November 5, 2014
Being a bachelor is rough. I mean, it's not, but I pretend it is sometimes. I chill with my dog, play video games, watch sports, do laundry and mock the Lakers. You just do it, because they're the Lakers. It's fun. They employ Carlos Boozer, they get mocked, THEMS THE RULES.
Lakers practicing defense? pic.twitter.com/Fna3nZFlae— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) November 3, 2014
Juuuuuuust gonna leave this here. (Just four games.) pic.twitter.com/qDeAtRRs8B— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) November 3, 2014
See, the Lakers were down one, and playing well and Kobe was cooking and then pic.twitter.com/wy4XQjPsVA— Eye on Basketball (@CBSSportsNBA) November 5, 2014
I don't put stock in small sample sizes, but I also don't think Kobe can jack 20 or 40(?!?!) shots a night at 36 and still defend anybody anywhere with any kind of regularity. He shouldn't really be expected to either, for whatever it's worth.
#Cavs G Dion Waiters is struggling, but explains to @clevelanddotcom why him coming off the bench isn't that simple http://t.co/w9SToZe9Yk— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) November 5, 2014
New story: LeBron says "It's going to be a long process" for the Cavs to get right http://t.co/cUfdVpDIJB— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) November 5, 2014
Also of note tonight: LeBron dismissed the significance of coach David Blatt's rah-rah team meeting in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/RnYv3bvhY6— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) November 5, 2014
Bob Finnan’s Cleveland Cavaliers road report for Nov. 4 http://t.co/0rPhV7wqEQ— Bob Finnan (@BobCavsinsider) November 5, 2014
Blazers 101, Cavs 82: Jason Lloyd's final thoughts: PORTLAND, ORE.: Twenty-four thoughts following a miserab... http://t.co/1tSqwkEp0s— Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydABJ) November 5, 2014
Random dribbles: Little cohesion and less LeBron, Cavs have a ways to go. http://t.co/FDfuEzDxr4— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) November 5, 2014
I will say this much about Cavs and any NBA team: Any reaction one way or the other about any NBA team after 1-20 games is overreaction.— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) November 5, 2014
Robin's real name was Dick Grayson
Robin Lopez might rather be Dick Grayson as well
Klay Thompson ain't just a jump shooter... Ask Robin Lopez https://t.co/lPFPdlGpLO— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) November 3, 2014
The Best Story in Sports
It was tough to put into words what witnessing Lauren Hill's first college game was like. But I tried. @espnW http://t.co/aHTyuw9Usx— Alyssa Roenigk (@ESPN_Alyssa) November 3, 2014
Stuff like this is why sports are great. Why playing them is great. Read about that. Be careful about looking into this at work, because you might tear up.
But Ryan, we are sad
.@FearTheSword Thank god we are terrible, I was worried when LeBron came back that we wouldn't have shot at 1st overall pick next year.— ClevelandSportsHumor (@CleSportsHumor) November 5, 2014
I know, I know. There were actually too many RAISE THE ALARM tweets for me to even choose from for this. I always admire the passion of the Cleveland fan, but man, y'all just cannot do 82 or 162 game seasons. It's in the third quarter of game three and I'm getting sarcastic "CAN WE PANIC ABOUT ____" tweets because I kinda rolled my eyes at the freak out. It's like every Cleveland Baseball Team game where the season is over, in like, June.
Cavs form ridiculous super team: fans still only care about arguing Tristan and Dion.— Nominataur (@Nominataur) November 5, 2014
Forever and Ever.
Tristan could have really helped the Cavs there. Sigh.— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 5, 2014
See you in Utah tonight folks.