Did you know the Cleveland Cavaliers lost last night?
If you're like me, and you have the internet and watch baskethoops, you probably did. I took a short nap, and was awoken by a burning sensation in my leg.
The trope catapults were locked and loaded, and fresh out of the can generalities were a flying. So let's tee off:
(out for the season because of back problems Steve Nash, if ya need him)
We Got Highlights
GIF: Trevor Booker with the emphatic dunk vs. Cavs http://t.co/XEqaExykSv— Ben Golliver (@BenGolliver) November 6, 2014
This was mean.
This was also mean.
What a photo. pic.twitter.com/LXn1BVF0UY— Eye on Basketball (@CBSSportsNBA) November 6, 2014
I am sad too, Tristan.
FINAL: #Jazz 102, #Cavs 100. @KyrieIrving put up 34 & @KingJames added 31. #CavsJazz [BOX]: http://t.co/mA9JfxCzEE pic.twitter.com/tXjNFJdPD5— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) November 6, 2014
What are you doing, Draymond?
?????? http://t.co/PImB86ktJE— James Herbert (@outsidethenba) November 6, 2014
What are YOU doing, Roy?
Down two and with time winding down, the Pacers drew up ... a three-pointer for Roy Hibbert: http://t.co/HWWLBBQOop https://t.co/kMQ0U3vVw9— SB Nation NBA (@SBNationNBA) November 6, 2014
I'm not doubting Vogel or anything, but this play seems odd.
Column: #Cavs body language suggests a missed payment on their energy bill and Tristan Thompson speaks up on issue http://t.co/KkUKxXaK6f— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) November 6, 2014
Cavaliers' problems may start with the coach http://t.co/CFFFadoXdB #Cavs #NBA— Dwight Jaynes (@dwightjaynes) November 6, 2014
LeBron James & Kyrie Irving had "healthy" exchange in locker room after loss in Portland this week sources told ESPN: http://t.co/WKLZWW8lMY— Brian Windhorst (@WindhorstESPN) November 6, 2014
It seems to me some ESPN personalities are involved in a healthy verbal exchange.— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) November 6, 2014
Random dribbles: Needing time to get good no fun, but that appears to be where Cavs are. http://t.co/zczbxKUkz1— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) November 6, 2014
Jazz beat Cleveland Cavaliers, 102-100, on Hayward's jumper at buzzer http://t.co/AEVluY3FCZ— Bob Finnan (@BobCavsinsider) November 6, 2014
Y'all still wanna go, though?
Take me to a Cavs game so I know it's real— Michaela Love (@MichaelaFerr5) November 6, 2014
Someone please take me to a cavs game— gabby summers (@lilroundgirl) November 5, 2014
Take me to a Cavs game so I know it's real— Jessica Johnston (@JessJohnston22) November 5, 2014
I NEED to go to a Cavs game.. Someone please take me.— Jess Kovalchuk (@jesskovalchuk) November 2, 2014
take me to a Cavs game and have my ❤️ 4evaaaa. ✌️— lish (@_swisha_) November 2, 2014
The Cavs must be ok, because people are excited to go there. Did you guys know I can play the violin?
There is a ton of stuff to read here, so have at it. Take in the takes, and hit twitter to see how a "true PG", "3 and D", or "Rim protector" would help the Cavs. One of those is valid, I just hate trope expressions.
Just never stop chasing the truth.
@ConradKazNBA His name's Kermit. Funny muppet.— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 6, 2014