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Cavs 102, Heat 92 Courtside Tweets: Cavaliers cruise to victory in home opener

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By Ryan Mourton
Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports

Good afternoon sports fan, the Cavs smacked the Heat least night.

It's always fun beating Miami, although they aren't as good as advertised. At least not yet. Yeah, I know, somehow a team starting Goran Dragic, Dwayne Wade, Luol Deng, and Hassan Whiteside struggled mightily with spacing. Then a bench unit with Josh McRoberts and Amare Stoudemire couldn't defend. Weird.

Anyway, the Heat probably need a tweak or two (Gerald Green more minutes with starters? No Amare without Bosh?) to be more formidable the next time. We'll see what happens.

Until then, we laugh.

A shrine of disrespect

Help yourself to a wide variety of seats, Christopher.

Thompson admitted he needed that block to save himself some grief after Dwyane Wade briefly checked in his dignity.

Perhaps nobody got it as bad as Dwight Howard though, causing a stadium worker and Andre Iguodala to lose their heads.

Well, maybe Nene did. After making the strange decision to play as his own corpse for Halloween.

NBA Highlight Factory



Hold on. Boris did what?


The end of the Thunder-Magic game turned plain stupid, in case you needed a reminder that Kevin Durant is teammates with one of the baddest dudes on the planet.


Pretty tough to go full length and come back from this UNLESS


Not nice. Russ. The Magic would even for a second OT


But Russ is a bad bad bad man and finished with like 48 - 11 - 8 or something ridiculous but hey Kevin Durant would love to play with those chumps in D.C.

We do not abide your Dion slander

All I'm saying is that OKC needed double OT, so clearly Dion's points were the critical factor. Without them they lose FACTS ONLY.

At least someone gets it.

Folks are mean to Drew Gooden, legendary Cavalier

Words on the Cavs

How are my shoes coach?

"Uh fine. Yeah. Sure. These are fine."

That one time someone got mad on the internet (bad language)

Seems simple enough. Tristan Thompson escorted Chris Bosh's attempt, A.K.A. "That weak stuff" away from the rim. A.K.A "Outta Here"

BUT NO. NO. SOMEONE IS IN THEIR FEELINGS. THIS HIGHLIGHT IS ACTUALLY A TICKY TACK FOUL. YES, THAT IS WHAT IT IS BECAUSE WHAT HURTS THE MOOOOOOOOOSSTTTT.....

That one time someone on the internet didn't know what they were talking about

Now sure, you could say "They never installed the offense last year or ran any when Irving sat so probably this is not correct" Or, I guess, you could be like "Kyrie hasn't played yet and Mo Williams is damn content to dribble and chuck as well, but yes, this is different because Kyrie is out."

Again you COULD do that, but then I have to make fun of you in a column and nobody wins. Wait, actually I win. Never mind. Buy a Chrysler or Fiat and some Jordan/Nike brand products please.

A final thought, on Halloween

Remember kids. Don't try to STIR up controversy and always pick your battles

If it doesn't look promising, bail.

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