Part of playing basketball against the Utah Jazz is understanding the many conundrums that come with it. First, Kenny G is ridiculously successful and that just doesn't make sense. Also they are named the Jazz but I'm like 85% sure the folks in Utah just listen to the sounds of the wind. THAT'S NOT BAD EITHER. I remember the "Colors of the Wind" song from that Disney movie it was totally dope and made me want to use all of the water color paints available to me in 2nd grade art class.
Somewhere there is a water color picture of late Law and Order legend Jerry Orbach that is like 44 percent more colorful because of that song.
Also, the Cavs won.
NBA Highlights, or whatever
Words on the Cavs
Marla Ridenour: Minutes dwindling, Anderson Varejao becomes expensive insurance for Cavs - Cavs - Ohio https://t.co/NAOLwaPwrc— Marla Ridenour (@MRidenourABJ) November 11, 2015
Cavs 118, Jazz 114: LeBron James' big fourth quarter, Mo Williams' hot shooting night extends winning streak t... https://t.co/8TNVTOzXBR— Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydABJ) November 11, 2015
A biceps-smacking Q4 for LeBron in latest Cavs win https://t.co/pln2iiHnjL— Joe Vardon (@joevardon) November 11, 2015
Marcelo Huertas and the no good very bad plays
Lakers guard Marcelo Huertas had himself a night he'd probably like to forget.
TYLER JOHNSON JUST CROSSED MARCELO HUERTAS INTO THE STONE AGE https://t.co/oN28tuhgGY— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) November 11, 2015
ROLLER SKATES https://t.co/cwpp2fWKAK— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) November 11, 2015
Sure Huertas ended up somewhere damn near Narnia but it's not all bad
Huertas Just Unleashed Some Monstrosities https://t.co/PK1OWHIMHu— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) November 11, 2015
Ok, well. It was all bad for him.
Goran Dragic and Kelly Olynyk were happy to join the embarrassment though
Tis' better to be Otto Porter than good, they say
Amazingly, Otto Porter got to shoot 2 FTs for this mess. https://t.co/hbMEHlj0hb— KL Chouinard (@KLChouinard) November 11, 2015
Dion Waiters Island, population: Growing
It started with a whisper
Wow he's ducking Dion guess that makes sense https://t.co/uZMI1CC9HE— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 10, 2015
It ended with a beating
Dion Waiters has 25 points on 10 shots. GET. BUCKETS.— Welcome To Loud City (@WTLC) November 11, 2015
Another 110+ loss for the Wiz.— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 11, 2015
It continued the movement.
Motion for Dion Waiters island to rejoin the the larger fanship land mass as the Dion Waiters peninsula— Jake Fielder (@reddsix) November 11, 2015
They say girls don't like bloggers or puns..... ok I'll be honest THEY don't say that my mom says that but it's fine it's totally fine what does she know you know whatever.
Poor Derrick. The odds were not ever in his Favors— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 11, 2015
So basically after his missed two free throws late, I uncorked this bit of pure genius. Naturally everyone LOST THEIR MINDS in applause
unfollow https://t.co/vUW9tZpG5K— David (@djbaker021) November 11, 2015
@FearTheSword Get out.— Robin Willems (@Mogias) November 11, 2015
Worst SB Nation blog by a mile. https://t.co/AdQ06ZWSIW— Chris Barnewall (@ChrisBarnewall) November 11, 2015
It's a tragedy in this day and age that true beauty is appreciated but there were some well cultured folks that did.
@FearTheSword lmao. thank you for blessing my timeline every day FTS>— Nishant Roy (@roy_nishant) November 11, 2015
Feel so dumb for laughing but https://t.co/IJ1QkHoE6h— Mockingbird (@gourzini) November 11, 2015
HE DIDN'T CHOOSE THE PUN LIFE. THE PUN LIFE CHOSE HIM. https://t.co/w6zc070nR2— sportsyelling. (@sportsyelling) November 11, 2015
Others even got in on the act!
Checking in on the Wizards
The Wiz find themselves under .500 through seven games.— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 11, 2015
This is our semi weekly reminder that I told Carter, Chris, and Justin that the Pistons would be better than Washington on MULTIPLE podcasts and they all laughed at me.
I could be wrong (it happens 3% of the time, so we have to account for the possibility), but for now we'll enjoy the ride.
So yeah. It was a pretty good time, ya know
Unless you get really sad about TV shows
Kyrie's "Friends" tattoo bums me out so much https://t.co/Lm3CN46buj— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 10, 2015
Or you're the not so proud owner of this stuff
Buying this and it not being very good is the embodiment of the "I don't know what I expected" gif pic.twitter.com/UcMKmCWHfN— Ryan (@Ryan_Mourton) November 10, 2015