Cavs 118, Jazz 114 Courtside Tweets: LeBron James quiets all that Jazz.

Part of playing basketball against the Utah Jazz is understanding the many conundrums that come with it. First, Kenny G is ridiculously successful and that just doesn't make sense. Also they are named the Jazz but I'm like 85% sure the folks in Utah just listen to the sounds of the wind. THAT'S NOT BAD EITHER. I remember the "Colors of the Wind" song from that Disney movie it was totally dope and made me want to use all of the water color paints available to me in 2nd grade art class.

Somewhere there is a water color picture of late Law and Order legend Jerry Orbach that is like 44 percent more colorful because of that song.

Also, the Cavs won.

NBA Highlights, or whatever

#LeBron #ComeOn pic.twitter.com/wv6unsMABg

— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) November 11, 2015

Words on the Cavs

Quick Gamer: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Mo Williams power #Cavs to 118-114 win over Jazz, extending streak to seven https://t.co/WQpuHORJ0Q

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) November 11, 2015

Marla Ridenour: Minutes dwindling, Anderson Varejao becomes expensive insurance for Cavs - Cavs - Ohio https://t.co/NAOLwaPwrc

— Marla Ridenour (@MRidenourABJ) November 11, 2015

Cavs 118, Jazz 114: LeBron James' big fourth quarter, Mo Williams' hot shooting night extends winning streak t... https://t.co/8TNVTOzXBR

— Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydABJ) November 11, 2015

A biceps-smacking Q4 for LeBron in latest Cavs win https://t.co/pln2iiHnjL

— Joe Vardon (@joevardon) November 11, 2015

Marcelo Huertas and the no good very bad plays

Lakers guard Marcelo Huertas had himself a night he'd probably like to forget.

TYLER JOHNSON JUST CROSSED MARCELO HUERTAS INTO THE STONE AGE https://t.co/oN28tuhgGY

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) November 11, 2015

ROLLER SKATES https://t.co/cwpp2fWKAK

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) November 11, 2015

Sure Huertas ended up somewhere damn near Narnia but it's not all bad

Huertas Just Unleashed Some Monstrosities https://t.co/PK1OWHIMHu

— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) November 11, 2015

Ok, well. It was all bad for him.

Goran Dragic and Kelly Olynyk were happy to join the embarrassment though

The Rim, Like The Rent, Is Too Damn High. #Shaqtin https://t.co/4fezu8cFZA

— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) November 11, 2015

Oh Kelly.

Tis' better to be Otto Porter than good, they say

Amazingly, Otto Porter got to shoot 2 FTs for this mess. https://t.co/hbMEHlj0hb

— KL Chouinard (@KLChouinard) November 11, 2015

Dion Waiters Island, population: Growing

It started with a whisper

Wow he's ducking Dion guess that makes sense https://t.co/uZMI1CC9HE

— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 10, 2015

It ended with a beating

Dion Waiters has 25 points on 10 shots. GET. BUCKETS.

— Welcome To Loud City (@WTLC) November 11, 2015

Another 110+ loss for the Wiz.

— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 11, 2015

It continued the movement.

Motion for Dion Waiters island to rejoin the the larger fanship land mass as the Dion Waiters peninsula

— Jake Fielder (@reddsix) November 11, 2015

Kobenfreude

pic.twitter.com/8c5mjNXVZz

— A.P. Smarter (@AaronSmarter) November 11, 2015

Testimonials

They say girls don't like bloggers or puns..... ok I'll be honest THEY don't say that my mom says that but it's fine it's totally fine what does she know you know whatever.

Poor Derrick. The odds were not ever in his Favors

— FearTheSword (@FearTheSword) November 11, 2015

So basically after his missed two free throws late, I uncorked this bit of pure genius. Naturally everyone LOST THEIR MINDS in applause

unfollow https://t.co/vUW9tZpG5K

— David (@djbaker021) November 11, 2015

@FearTheSword Get out.

— Robin Willems (@Mogias) November 11, 2015

RT @FearTheSword: Poor Derrick. The odds were not ever in his Favors pic.twitter.com/mxcVJWcMIE

— M. Davis (@MykeDSOM) November 11, 2015

@FearTheSword pic.twitter.com/f7fhGHk8wd

— ~Uncle LeBron~ (@JR_MESS) November 11, 2015

@FearTheSword pic.twitter.com/CfHVUAoepE

— Dillon Holt (@Dillmatic_6) November 11, 2015

Worst SB Nation blog by a mile. https://t.co/AdQ06ZWSIW

— Chris Barnewall (@ChrisBarnewall) November 11, 2015

It's a tragedy in this day and age that true beauty is appreciated but there were some well cultured folks that did.

@FearTheSword best one of the year. pic.twitter.com/9KkAoi9M5Z

— MC Lyte (@DragemT1814) November 11, 2015

@FearTheSword lmao. thank you for blessing my timeline every day FTS>

— Nishant Roy (@roy_nishant) November 11, 2015

@FearTheSword

— Rahul723 (@rahul723) November 11, 2015

Feel so dumb for laughing but https://t.co/IJ1QkHoE6h

— Mockingbird (@gourzini) November 11, 2015

HE DIDN'T CHOOSE THE PUN LIFE. THE PUN LIFE CHOSE HIM. https://t.co/w6zc070nR2

— sportsyelling. (@sportsyelling) November 11, 2015

Others even got in on the act!

@ChrisBarnewall https://t.co/d8kmUpwRzv

— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) November 11, 2015

Checking in on the Wizards

The Wiz find themselves under .500 through seven games.

— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 11, 2015

This is our semi weekly reminder that I told Carter, Chris, and Justin that the Pistons would be better than Washington on MULTIPLE podcasts and they all laughed at me.

I could be wrong (it happens 3% of the time, so we have to account for the possibility), but for now we'll enjoy the ride.

So yeah. It was a pretty good time, ya know

Unless you get really sad about TV shows

Kyrie's "Friends" tattoo bums me out so much https://t.co/Lm3CN46buj

— David Zavac (@DavidZavac) November 10, 2015

Or you're the not so proud owner of this stuff

Buying this and it not being very good is the embodiment of the "I don't know what I expected" gif pic.twitter.com/UcMKmCWHfN

— Ryan (@Ryan_Mourton) November 10, 2015