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Prepare for trouble and make it double.

By Evan Dammarell
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Atlanta Hawks v Cleveland Cavaliers Photo by David Liam Kyle/NBAE via Getty Images

Prepare for trouble!

And make it double!

To protect homecourt from devastation!

To unite all Clevelanders within the wine and gold nation!

To denounce the evils of Oladipo and Wall!

To extend their reach to the stars above.

FrOhio!

SexLand!

Cleveland Cavaliers blast off with the speed of light!

Surrender now, Houston, or prepare to fight.

Cleveland!

That’s right!

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