Cavs fan. Noted sandwich aficiniado. Nicolas Cage apologist. Writer/Podcaster for Fear the Sword. Contributor for CavsZine
What LeBron James' return means for Cleveland
LeBron James' return vindicates Cleveland
The defining moment of the 2013-14 Cavs season
What was the defining moment of the 2013-14 Cavs season? How will you remember this year?
Let's make All-Star Weekend better
Let's cut the crap and come up with All-Star Weekend events that people would actually want to watch. Also, let's make sure they're events that the Cleveland Cavaliers would excel at.
Chris Grant: A Poetic Farewell
Gather around boys and girls as we say goodbye to the man behind the last three years in the best way we know, overly-dramatic, sappy poetry written at a fourth grade level.
What's wrong with the Cleveland Cavaliers?
An honest, in depth break-down of what is currently not working for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
The weirdest, strangest, most bizarre Cavs gifts
Still scratching your head over holiday gift ideas for your loved ones? I've taken it upon myself to comb through the Cavaliers Team Shop to find the strangest, most bizarre and downright awful things available for sale. Get your credit cards ready!
Things to be thankful for about the Cavaliers
Believe it or not, there are some things to actually be thankful for about the Cleveland Cavaliers right now. Come share what you're thankful for.
Stupid rumors, Jack's struggles & Stephen Jackson
Stream of thoughts on Jarrett Jack's struggles in Cleveland, the Cavaliers bench stunting Anthony Bennett's development, those stupid Dion Waiters rumors and a moronic free agent signing suggestion that you should all take super seriously
Monday Musings: Anthony Bennett and chilling out
The Cleveland Cavaliers have had an up-and-down start to the 2013-2014 NBA season. Here's why everyone should consider chilling out a bit over that.
Real G's Move in Silence Like Desagana
As it turns out, the storybook homecoming of Desagana Diop wasn't meant to be. That doesn't mean that we can't gather around and memorialize his second stint with the Cavaliers in poem, though.