The Cavs outwitted the Utah Jazz due to their superior understanding of chord structure and time signatures.
The Magic punked everything up while the Cavs deployed an magic-resistant shield.
The heat was on as the Cavs cliche'd their way to a loss against the Miami Heat.
Dion Waiters is sick and probably won't play on Friday night.
In one of the most confusing, perplexing, maddening games of forever, the Cavs somehow pulled out a victory thanks to a last-second Kyrie layup. As to be expected.
Andrew Bynum and company look to right the ship against the surprisingly not terrible 76ers after a stinging defeat at the hands of the Bucks.
The Cleveland Cavaliers tried to get their first road win of the season against the Bucks, but came up just short.
The Cavs pulled ahead of the Pistons at the end of the game thanks to the efforts of a few somewhat unlikely catalysts.
'Twas a sad, sad day in Cavalier-land. In a role-reversal for the ages the Nuggets ordered the Cavs and devoured them with the voracious appetite of a thousand starving children with no regard for their own health.